HI FRIENDS...  

AFTER TALKING TO MANY OF YOU…WE HAVE DECIDED THAT WE ARE TIRED OF SPENDING TOO MUCH MONEY, GOING TO THE SAME PLACES THAT WE GO TO ALL YEAR, NOT BEING WITH ALL OF OUR FRIENDS AND GENERALLY ALWAYS BEING DISAPPOINTED ON NEW YEAR’S.

SO this year…

     WE ARE HAVING THE NEW YEAR’S PARTY.

IT’S GOING TO BE LOTS OF FUN... BUT, THIS IS ONLY FOR US, OUR FRIENDS AND THEIR FRIENDS... this means this IS and WILL BE a PRIVATE PARTY.

SO...IF YOU'RE OUR FRIEND, AND/OR YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH OUR FRIENDS... YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THIS PARTY.

IN ORDER TO ATTEND, YOU MUST DO THE FOLLOWING:

1-          RSVP BY 12.30.2011 
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IN ORDER TO DO SO, YOU MUST MAKE YOUR ONLINE PAYMENT of $45 BY FRIDAY 12.30.2011 THROUGH PAY PAL.

             WHY $45, YOU MIGHT ASK? 

WELL, WE NEED TO PROVIDE US WITH A KICK ASS SPACE TO PARTY IN, BOOZE FOR US TO DRINK, STAFF TO CATER TO OUR SEVERAL NEEDS, etc.. AND THE LIST GOES ON BELIEVE ME …and tell me another awesome New Year’s party that you can drink, dance and be entertained all night for this cheap... if you can, then you should go to it... or at least let us know;) 

             WHAT DO I GET FOR SAID MONEY, ONE MIGHT ALSO QUESTION?

WE HAVE AT LEAST 4 DJS, LIVE MUSIC AND BACK-LINE SET UP FOR OUR MUSICIAN FRIENDS TO JUMP IN IF NEED BE, CHAMPAGNE TOAST AND TASTY TRUFFLE TREATS AT MIDNIGHT, VISUALS AND GREAT COMPANY. FOOD TRUCKS WILL ARRIVE LATER IN THE EVENING. ALL THAT AND YOU GET TO LOOK AT OUR PRETTY FACES ALL NIGHT:) REALLY... IT'S A NO BRAINER.

             WHY PAY BY THIS TIME, YOU MAY ALSO ASK? 

IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL AND ADDITIONAL THINGS WE NEED, WE MUST COLLECT THE CASH IN ADVANCE. 

REMEMBER, WE ARE NOT AN ESTABLISHMENT, WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS PUTTING TOGETHER THIS PARTY FOR YOU ... Therefore, everybody needs to pay in order for this to work... yes, even our closest and bestest friends.

THERE ARE NO WALK-INS PERMITTED... ALL RSVP'S ARE MANDATORY PRE-PAID.

                  

 

             WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU CAN’T PAY BY THE 30th?

YOU WILL THEN HAVE A SECOND CHANCE THE DAY OF, BUT IT WILL THEN COST YOU $60... So all you "commitment-phobes", get your act together ;) 

                 

2-          ONCE YOU HAVE COMPLETED THIS TASK...

             CONGRATULATIONS...

YOU WILL HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO ON NEW YEARS THAT DOESN'T SUCK, REQUIRE YOU TO PAY $50 ON VALET PARKING, HAVE TO GO TO THE BEACH WITH A TON OF TRAFFIC, SPEND A SHIT-TON OF MONEY OR GO TO SOME DOUCHY CLUB WITH GROSS DUDES TRYING TO EITHER HUMP YOU OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

3-         ON 12-31-11, NEW YEAR'S EVE, GO TO: 

             THE ARMORY  STUDIOS

    572 NW 23rd Street, Miami, Florida 33127.

    @ 10PM  
             (check em out on facebook too... space is really cool and plenty of parking around there that's free)

4-           LASTLY....

              DRINK, DANCE, DO VERY GOOD AND BAD THINGS AMONGST YOUR FRIENDS, UNTIL WE GET KICKED OUT:)

P.S. Due to LIMITED CAPACITY and making our lives a HELL of a lot easier... the sooner you do this the better... Hope to see you there:)

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